Dear cat parent,
Connection is a beautiful thing.
And if you haven’t been connecting with your cat by talking to him or her, now is the time to start.
My name is Jonas Jurgella and if I were a superhero, you’d have to call me The CatMan.
I’m an animal researcher and an Animal Behavior Specialist. I’ve worked with hundreds of cat owners to help build bonds through the power of language and conversation.
I’ve also been blessed to help lead the field in the ever-exciting area of animal-human interaction, both verbal and nonverbal, for over 14 years.
many cat owners have dreamed about…
but few have actually thought possible.
…on building a deeper, stronger bond with your loving feline friend.
And to be fair, one party already DOES understand the other quite well
Yes, your cat. He or she knows when you’re angry or upset, joyful or tearful.
You may have noticed this while spotting your cat’s reactions to you. Sometimes his hair will perk up on his back as you summon him to come over. He knows he’s in trouble!
Other times, the sound of affection in your voice will draw your cat right to your loving embrace.
humans, not just by voice tone but also by identifying
certain words including their names, the owner’s name,
various commands you’ve used, and many other
stunning eavesdropping techniques that you
had no idea about…”
They even understand our body language and vocal inflections.
As the parent, owner, whatever you wish to call yourself, your furry friend looks up to you, and has evolved to learn to communicate with those who stand above them and provide care.
Here’s the thing though… you probably have none of this skill. Not until you’ve finished this presentation, anyways.
But that’s okay.
But we need to use our own brains to return
the communication back.
The Tokyo Research results on cat language understanding sent a shockwave across the animal communication field. As a fellow trainer in this area, I can tell you that this was basically our version of the 16th-century Renaissance, happening right before our eyes.
We took the lessons from Tokyo further and started seeing just how much we could communicate to these intelligent yet formerly misunderstood animals
We tested cats to see if they could tell when we were feeling shy, or relieved… more complex human emotions.
We would have participating cat owners say certain words and phrases like “Rupert, who’s the most adorable member of my family?” with a show of loving eyes, a look of compassion.
We continued this process for other emotions, both positive and negative. We were slowly but steadily building a mutual shared language between cat and human beings with every new discovery we made.
Now the process wasn’t perfect, as cats are indeed limited by various vocal and mental features that humans typically have a wider range in.
For example, cats use about 20 voice sounds to communicate to us humans. This is a fairly small number compared to the hundreds or even thousands of unique vocal sounds that humans can produce. This restrained us in some ways and forced us to use body movements to get the point across.
And boy are they subtle at times. If you shift an octave up or down, you may accidentally tell your feline friend you’re ready to do battle with her!
You can imagine how exhaustive the language deciphering process was. We are now 3 and a half years into this careful cat-to-human language process. Have we succeeded in building a mutual verbal understanding between parent and child, human and cat?
I’m happy to tell you today that the answer is YES.
It truly is the go-to-guide for bonding with your cat
through language communication.
Just think about what this means for cat owners everywhere…
- Have you ever sat on the sofa with your cat on your lap, just wishing you could actually tell her the level of affection you felt at that moment… using your own words?
- Have you ever wished to have true, detailed conversations like a parent would have with his or her own child?
- Have you ever desired to instruct or even discipline your cat without using a harsh voice, so that you could change behaviors without projecting negative emotions?
two word phrases that mean very little to your cat…
to actual conversations of the type you
would have with a small child.
This is why it truly is my passion to help cat owners like yourself to take the next step and communicate with your animal at a higher level.
Your cat’s meows and purrs are a sign of longing to say something more to you; as natural predators, cats only make sounds like this when they REALLY want to get something across.
So every time you hear a sound like that, you can be sure he’s trying his best to send you a message.
Will you receive it though?
Does he desperately need kitty litter? Does he want to remind you of your favorite show that the 2 of you watch together?
Is there a rival cat or dog lurking nearby?
Are you forgetting to take him out for a walk?
Or even to go on an appointment that you usually go to at this time?
Yes, your cat knows these things.
We were quite surprised ourselves during the hundreds of experiments we ran with our volunteer parents and felines of just how detailed where the notes that cats took on our lives.
and even exchanges of humor between cat and owner
that we witnessed. Who knew cats
could make us laugh?
When you order The Cat Language Bible™ ebook, you’ll finally be able to directly translate various verbal and nonverbal cues as well. The guide goes over very specific thoughts, phrases, and feelings that your cat also communicates via body language.
We’re also going to show you how to respond back in a more effective way than the basic words or commands you may be accustomed to right now.
Vocal inflection, which is likely your main method of communication, is a great place to start getting the point across. But using specific word patterns further elevates the conversation. That’s why we use words, after all!
And since you are now finally in open communication with your feline friend, you’re going to learn some new things about your cat that you never knew about in the past.
A lot of this may actually test your current thoughts about what your cat likes and doesn’t like about her home, her hobbies, and perhaps even you, the master!
In our bonus guides, we also share some interesting, never before published information on specific nutritional secrets, care tips, and other items that we’ve personally found many cats greatly enjoy – that their human owners often neglect due to a lack of knowledge of their cat’s true desires.
Now you’ll not only be able to communicate with the little 4 legged one better, but also care for him even more.
I want to be clear that The Cat Language Bible™ is a cat language course that anyone can get to intuitively understand.
In fact, this isn’t something you have to study at all, because you’ll be able to look right at the guide and make interpretations on-the-fly.
Not everything they say is good, and in fact if you have multiple pets in the household, you may hear some interesting remarks about what your feline thinks about them!
But as I like to say, knowledge is power. I’d rather listen in on my cat’s personal thoughts so I can know him even better than I already do.
The Cat Language Bible™ comes with
three free bonus guides to help you maximize your
new cat language abilities.
BONUS 1: THE CAT CARE GUIDE
The Cat Care Guide teaches you how to show love and compassion to your feline family member in a way that few others are able to match. You’ll learn how to accept your cat’s feedback and give him the proper attention, entertainment, support, feeding, and anything else based on what he is actually telling you.
BONUS 2: TRAINING YOUR CAT
Our second bonus guide, Training Your Cat, is all about raising a well disciplined and highly respective cat. It’s no secret that training cats can often be more difficult than training dogs. But again that’s because they have more evolved brains. And just like human beings will sometimes want to dictate their own paths at the wrong times, cats also need a little extra guidance in the form of strong training practices.
This is a guide to teach you how to build obedience the correct way, using love, instruction, and language feedback all together.
BONUS 3: A-TO-Z FELINE NUTRITION
Our final bonus guide is A-to-Z Feline Nutrition, and I’d like to think of this one as the fuel that powers our animal’s brains and bodies.
Follow this guide and you’ll literally allow your cat to live a life of strength, vitality, and creativity… or otherwise deal with chronic lethargy, fatigue, and an unfortunate untimely end.
Nutrition is absolutely critical for providing our animals their very best life, and that’s why this guide is so essential.
SUPERBONUS 4: FREE LIFETIME UPDATES!
The Cat Language Bible™ is the culmination of all my research and everything that is currently known about cat behavior and feline-to-human communication. It will show you everything you need to know to be able to communicate with your feline friend and be the best care-giver possible. However, I am still actively involved in the research and therefore I am promising you that if in the future (following new discoveries), I release a new version of The Cat Language Bible™, you get it for FREE! And you don’t have to do anything from your part – I will simply email you that latest version, so you can keep at the forefront of feline-to-human communication research.
Altogether this package would normally run you $199, and it would be well worth it at that price. You’re not only learning to speak to your animal and develop a bond and connection very few cat owners ever get to experience firsthand…
..you’ll also learn how to turn this knowledge into the best care, training, and even nutrition for your cat that even your Vet doesn’t know about!
Speaking of which, you’ve probably spent thousands of dollars at the Vet for basic health checkups so $199 for elite level understanding of cat language and care is like a dream package, even at our retail price.
But because I want you to experience the joy of communicating with your cat without thinking about the financials one second longer, I’m giving you an incredible offer today.
Order on this page, and you’ll get our entire system for not $199 – or even $99. You’ll get the whole system for one low payment of $27.
That’s right, just $27. Click the Add to Cart button below to order your copy of The Cat Language Bible™, along with your free bonus guides included in our package, right now!
Cat lovers all across the country have ordered
The Cat Language Bible™.
Here’s what they’ve had to say about it:
There is no risk in this life-changing guide. If you don’t learn to
“speak cat,” you won’t pay anything.
If those stunning success stories weren’t enough, I wanted you to know that you’re completely protected by our ironclad, paypal-verified 100% money-back guarantee for a full 60 days after your purchase. That’s two whole months.
It works like this – if for any reason you weren’t able to communicate with your cat to the high level you expected, or maybe just didn’t have the time or motivation for it, feel free to send us an email to receive your money back in full. Without another word, we’ll promptly send the money straight back to your account.
Now’s the time to change your cat family’s life and open the door to truly understanding one another.
There’s so many more interesting conversations you can have with an animal that just aren’t available even with fellow human beings. I’ve seen it time after time, and the testimonials you’ve seen, as well as my own research, have made The Cat Language Bible™ the path to understanding your cat at a deep, personal level like never before.
It’s a bond forged from meow to hello, from cat eyes to your irises. The unmatched power of communication through speech.
This is Jonas Jurgella a.k.a. the CatMan, and I look forward to helping you discover the gift of cat language today.