Musclecare Pain Relief Cream

$44.00

Super Nutrient Banishes Pain Instantly

 

Dear Reader,

 

If you’re living with pain… maybe losing your independence from conditions like arthritis, tendonitis, or fibromyalgia.

 

… or you’ve been forced to stop your favorite activities like gardening, playing tennis or golf… or you can’t run around with your kids or grandkids without shockwaves of pain radiating down your arms and legs…

 

Or even sit for too long without an achy back and knees… then read every word on this page because…

Starting Today You Can Control Your Pain…

 

And relieve tension from anywhere on your body in seconds.

 

Whether you’ve been living with pain for years… or its rearing its ugly head for the first time— you can enjoy a healing miracle discovered by myself and team after finding the real root cause of pain…

 

I’ve since used this brand new research and strange, yet powerful combination of natural ingredients to provide INSTANT relief and total body rejuvenation for my clients. Now…

 

With claims like that you have every right to be skeptical…

 

I was too. Until I tested my discovery on hundreds of patients at my chiropractic office in Toronto, Ontario…

 

And saw amazing results using this pain soothing formula.

 

Helping thousands of men and women once assigned a life of agonizing pain… to now enjoying pain-free movement once again.

 

It starts by understanding where pain comes from…

 

And most doctors have it all wrong…

 

Pain Does NOT Come From Inflammation.

It’s Not Genetics Either…

It’s much deeper than that… yet very simple.

 

And it wasn’t until I came across this groundbreaking research — likely to change the game of pain management forever— that led to a fast-acting solution clinically proven safer and more effective than some leading NSAIDs (nonsteroidal anti-inflammatory drugs) on the market (2)…See…

 

Pain happens when your muscles and joints are starving.

 

In a minute I’ll share the exact process of this pain cycle and how you can finally break free of it…

 

For now— think of your pain like a hungry, screaming newborn baby…

 

You can try burping or changing it… or putting it down for a nap.

 

But if you don’t feed the baby the nutrients it needs to feel full… the crying will NOT stop. Likewise…

 

If Your Tissues Aren’t Being Fed…
Your Muscles And Joints React With Pain
Just Like A Screaming Baby….

 

I know. It sounds too simple to be true— especially coming from a doctor, right?

 

Yet when you boil down the true root cause of pain and inflammation… it’s starvation in your muscles.

 

Causing achy, sometimes debilitating sensations like…

 

Muscle spasms. Soreness in your hands and fingers. Tension in your head or neck. Shoulder aches. Pain in your knees and elbows— especially if you’re active. Dull aches in your lower back when sitting. And knotted tight muscles…

 

Even pain from all types of chronic arthritis— like osteoarthritis, rheumatoid arthritis and gout can be the result of starved muscles and joints. (3)

 

And this pain has likely run a muck in other areas of your life too…

 

Maybe you’ve misdirected your pain and lashed out at your kid or spouse when they don’t deserve it…

 

Have canceled plans with friends because you’re having a horrible “pain day”…

 

Or you feel depressed and would rather sit at home alone instead of going out pretending like nothing hurts…

 

The worst is at night…

 

 

The one time you should be able to “turn off” and sleep in peace. Instead, you’re anxious in bed…

 

Sometimes waking up in unbearable pain that keeps you up for hours…

 

So you start the next day running on fumes…

 

It’s a helpless, vicious cycle isn’t it?

 

If that’s you, you’re not alone. I’m sure you’ve heard that before. But… more importantly. There’s new hope for you…

 

Because on this page I’ll reveal the exact super nutrient formula you need to feed those achy areas… so you can push out inflammation causing toxins… and break the pain cycle immediately while nourishing your problem area(s) with exactly what it needs to heal.

 

Like a multivitamin for your joints— boosting your tissue’s health and vitality…

 

Enjoy Instant Relief
That Lasts All Day Long…

No more aches in your hands, feet, elbows or knees…

 

Tension in your neck and lower back, gone. Prickling, tingling, and burning pain erased. Knots and stiffness disappear. And you can finally get back to doing what you love…

 

Like running around with your kids or grandkids… going for walks without aggravating knee pain or aching in the bottom of your feet…

 

Sleeping like a baby through the night… or putting away groceries… opening doors… or holding a loved one’s hand without pain in your knuckles and fingers…

 

You’ll finally have freedom— sweet, sweet freedom from pain.

  • Erase years of chronic back, shoulder, knee, and neck pain immediately.
  • Visibly reduce painful flare-ups in seconds…
  • Speed up recovery by easing pain associated with traumatic injury…
  • Enjoy a full night’s sleep without uncomfortable tossing and turning…
  • Get movement and mobility back…
  • Calm tension in your wrists, hands and fingers from typing on the computer and soothing backache from sitting all day long…
  • Release sore knotted muscles… even carpal tunnel…
  • Fast muscle recovery after exercise… and so much more.

…and today I want to give you that same kind of instant and long lasting relief that will awaken your excitement for life again.

 

Now if this is new information to you, please know…

You Are NOT To Blame For Your Pain…

 

For decades doctors wrongly pointed the finger at inflammation as the root cause of your suffering… which is dead wrong. I’ll show you why in a minute…

 

And because of this massive medical mistake you’ve likely been given NSAIDs, topical treatments, or prescription painkillers you never wanted to take in the first place… maybe even assigned a strange diet or therapy… all of which do NOT treat the root cause of your pain. Sure…

 

You may flare-ups on a small scale for a few hours with any of those common methods… but you’ll never solve the deeper issue. Meaning — you’ll spend the rest of your life ‘coping’ instead of healing.

 

And likely spend fortunes on pain relief creams that are nothing but ‘smoke and mirrors’… masking your pain for a moment with weak ingredients that give you fake hot and cool sensations…

 

While deep down inside your muscles and joints get worse… until your only option is expensive and risky surgery that takes months to recover…

 

Even then your body never feels the same…

 

Like you left a piece of yourself on the operation table that you can’t get back… 

It’s scary, I know…

 

I’ve stood by the bedside of patients shaking with fear being wheeled into surgery… terrified of the possible complications and the slow difficult recovery process…

 

Yet today I want to give you an escape…

 

An underground railroad leading to freedom from pain…

 

safe natural and long lasting solution that goes to work in seconds… without taking another pill… or worse— going under the knife.

 

Instead, you can…

 

Claim Your Independence & Feel In Control
Again— Ending The Runaway Roller Coaster
Ride Of Pain Once And For All…

 

Now before I show you the exact super-nutrient formula to feed your starving joints and muscles for instant, complete and enduring pain relief in seconds, let me properly introduce myself…

 

My name is Chris Oswald…

 

My happy patients nicknamed me the “muscle genius” for the single reason I’ll soon share with you on this page…

 

I’ve had my work featured on national news broadcasts. Hundreds of health websites. And published in dozens of medical research journals…

I founded Canada’s top results-proven chiropractic clinic after receiving my BSC and DC in joint and muscle correction. And have been recognized as one of North America’s leading pain relief experts…

Helping 20,147 patients overcome muscle and joint pain in the last 25 years. And you can experience the same kind of total relief starting today…

 

It won’t matter your age. Fitness level. How long you’ve been in pain or how chronic your condition…

The simple solution I’ll share today is…

 

Your Golden Ticket To A Life Without Pain…

 

Like Mary Allen. A 54-year old mom of three suffering from osteoporosis, and osteoarthritis.

 

She had crippling pain in her hands and dull aches in her knees and low back. She couldn’t walk more than ten minutes without having to sit and rub her legs…

 

Even small activities like carrying groceries or holding her husband’s hand sent sharp pain radiating down her wrists and into her knuckles and fingers…

 

Her doctor recommended aspirin for the pain…

 

But she was afraid of the increased risk of stroke. Her mom suffered one a few years back… so it ran in her family history which is why she came to me for help.

 

That day I showed Mary how to soothe the pain in her knees, back, and hands immediately by placing a gentle and effective nutrition formula directly on those hurting areas for fast acting relief…

 

In 30 Seconds Her Pain Was Entirely Gone— And Miraculously Treated For Weeks After Just One Use…

Two months later she walked over 3 miles for a Breast Cancer charity event without any pain or having to stop… and with the newfound strength in her joints she’s lost 11 lbs by simply being active again.

 

Mary has a new lease on life

 

And that’s just one of the many testimonials I get on a weekly basis…

Then there’s Adam Pollack—age 62. A proud grandfather who loves gardening, fishing and swimming at his local YMCA in East York, Ontario. He also volunteers once a week at a flower shop at the local hospital.

 

But pain in his right shoulder and elbow were slowing him down… getting so unbearable at times that he would stay locked in bed all day.

 

When we first met, Adam was taking 7 different prescription drugs and polishing off a full bottle of topical cream every two weeks just to take the edge off his arthritis… and after his insurance company upped the cost of his coverage he came to me desperate for help.

 

So I gave him the same tissue-nourishing formula I shared with Mary…

 

And in seconds his nagging aches and pains were gone. I’m happy to report since our first visit…

 

 

Adam Takes fewer Prescription Drugs And Tossed All His Topical Creams Except One— The Super-Nutrient Formula I Gave Him For Instant Relief…

He even keeps it next to his gardening tools if his right shoulder needs a quick ‘pick me up’ from time to time…

I love seeing these kind of transformation stories of my clients going from hopeless and crippled… to feeling like a carefree kid again.

 

Now before I share this natural pain busting formula that rushes into your tissues like the SWAT team terminating the bad guys on a rescue mission…

 

Take a look at the quiz below…

 

Because if you or someone you love— maybe a family member or close friend— is suffering any of the symptoms below it’s your duty to keep reading this letter…

 

Quiz: Are Your Muscles Or Joints Starving To Death?

  • Do you get irritable, exhausted, or angry from pain?
  • Do you wake up at least once a night with discomfort in your joints?
  • Do you stay sore long after a workout? (maybe for days at a time)
  • Does your lower back ache while sitting?
  • Do your hands or feet ever tingle?
  • Have you given up activities you love or stopped doing them as much as you’d like?
  • Do you experience morning stiffness when you first wake up?
  • Do your hands, wrists, or fingers hurt opening packages or twisting jars?
  • Do you suffer from pain in your shoulders or elbows after a round of golf or tennis?
  • Do your knees or the bottoms of your feet get sore when walking?
  • Do you have an injury that’s never fully healed?
  • Are you becoming more dependent on others to move around?

If You Said ‘Yes’ To One Or More Of The Questions Above Then The Rest Of This Letter Is Critical For You…

Because you’ve just identified that starving muscles and joints are the true root cause of your pain

 

And you can fix what’s broken inside your muscles and joints by feeding them the healing nutrients needed for fast relief you’ve been desperately seeking. Now…

 

When I say “feeding”— I’m not talking about eating special foods… choking down pills… or anything like that.

 

Instead… you simply rub this newly discovered super-nutrient formula directly onto your sore spots… allow it to absorb into your skin… and feel your pain disappear in seconds as these powerful ingredients dive deep into your muscles and joints for a soothing sensation so strong it’s like a healing touch from Heaven.

 

This will all make sense when you understand the…

 

The Cold Hard, Hidden Truth About Your Pain…

 

You’ve likely been told inflammation is the #1 reason for your aches and pains right?

 

While there’s some truth to that…

 

Inflammation is NOT the root cause of your pain (3).

 

Which is good news and here’s why…

 

Just like every turning point in medical history- when you identify the root cause of the problem… you can find a solution.

 

Like in 1924 when the tetanus vaccine was brought to the United States… and gave us the antibodies our immune system needed to fight off the viscous tetanus bacteria…

 

Or in 1955 – knowing our bodies couldn’t defend against Polio… the Vaccine was created… and eliminated this once lethal threat from the face of the planet.

 

And for the first time in history…

 

A pain relief formula that’s giving new life and ease of movement to 100+ million people suffering from chronic pain… simply by treating the source of the problem – not the side effect.

 

Making it possibly the…

 

Greatest Breakthrough In

Pain Relief History!

Here’s how this powerful formula works…

 

The cells in our tissues operate around the clock to push out metabolic waste like lactic acid, nitrogen, carbon dioxide, even water…

 

Basically— compounds that can be dangerous if there’s too much in the cells. Now…

 

When your cells aren’t being fed the right kind of nutrients… this process slows down. And the bad metabolic waste begins to buildup in your cells…

 

Causing hot flare-ups in your joints and muscles.

 

And if you continue to neglect the nutrition of the cells, your pain will only get worse. It’s…

Like A Heart Attack In Your Joints And Muscles!

Picture this…

 

A clogged artery forces your heart to pump faster and harder just to circulate blood throughout the body…

 

And the more clogged it gets… the harder your heart has to pump. Until one day your ticker is so stressed that it quits on you— causing a heart attack.

 

The same happens in your cells when they’re not being fed the nutrients to flush out the metabolic waste building up inside…

 

Your muscles and joints get inflamed… and the more you neglect feeding them— the more clogged they get. Eventually causing excruciating pain in your muscles and joints that no pill, injection, massage, therapy or diet can fully treat…

 

 

The only long term solution may be surgery… but even then your body won’t feel the same after.

 

The easiest and safest way to achieve the instant numbing and long lasting pain fix you crave is by directly feeding the starved cells in your muscles and joints…

 

Helping them to push out this toxic, excess metabolic waste… allowing for a miraculous relief to take place in minutes. Sometimes seconds depending on the severity of your pain and the type of joint or muscle.

 

Everything else is like a wet flimsy Band Aid on a big cut… just a weak cover up that doesn’t actually heal your body or fix the root cause of your suffering.

Even worse…

Many Of The So Called “Pain Treatments” Available (That You May Be Taking Right Now) Are Addictive, Toxic, And Cancerous (4, 5, 6)…

 

Now… I’m completely against using parabens, foreign chemicals, and other toxic ingredients with my patients…

 

I believe the solution you need for a pain free life is given to us from mother nature…

 

However most doctors don’t have your health in mind as much as they do your pocket book— just so you know.

 

Just recently— The Center of Disease and Control released a shocking report that doctors are writing 3X more prescriptions for opioids than they had just 20 years ago. (7)

 

And these dirty doctors get paid handsomely under the table from Big Pharma companies for pushing their addictive ‘pain pills’… this according to an undercover 2018 study published in the medical journal, JAMA Internal Medicine (8).

 

Dr. David Katz, director of the Yale University Prevention Research Center at Griffin Hospital in Derby, Connecticut also contributed to a recent article claiming doctors connected to these Big Pharmaceutical companies are prescribing addictive and deadly opioids when other options may be more beneficial for the patient (9). Beware…

 

Patients With Chronic Pain Are Caught In

The Crossfire Of An Opioid Epidemic…

So destructive that 40 percent of all overdose deaths in the United States are from prescription opioids like Methadone. Oxycodone. Hydrocodone and others (10)…

 

These pills work like sorcery…

 

dark magic that’s ripping apart innocent lives and families because of addiction or overdose…

 

Opioids are so addictive that you can become drug dependent after just five days of using them according to Martin Bradley— a division leader of pharmaceutical evaluation and policy at the University of Arkansas for Medical Sciences. (11)

 

And just one prescription refill of these deadly painkillers instantly increases your risk of Chronic Opioid use.

 

Look… I totally understand that the pain in your body is so traumatic some days that ANY form of relief will do… to the riskiness of becoming a drug addict… or worse— dying from these dangerous pills.

 

However I promise— there’s a safer and more effective natural solution that will soon have you…

Flushing Those Expensive, Addictive And

Deadly Bottles Of Pills Down The Toilet

Which I’ll share in a minute…

 

Because I don’t want you to become another one of their statistics…

 

→ Drug overdose deaths have quadrupled since 1999.

→ More than six out of 10 overdose deaths involve opioid drugs (12)

→ Ninety-one people die every day in America from prescription opioids.

 

And even though prescriptions for opioids have nearly quadrupled since 1999… there’s been no overall change in Americans’ reported pain levels

 

So don’t be fooled…

 

There’s no pill in a bottle that will ever give you the kind of freedom from pain you’re wishing for…

 

There’s only addiction and bondage

 

And while you may think NSAIDs like Advil, Celebrex, Voltaren, are safer— think again…

 

 

Select NSAIDs On The Market Double

Your Risk Of Heart Attack And Stroke (13)

And according to the American Gastroenterological Association (AGA), each year the side effects of NSAIDs hospitalize over 100,000 people and kill 16,500 in the U.S. mostly due to bleeding stomach ulcers. (14) See…

 

A glaring problem with NSAIDs and opioids is they can negatively affect the entire body… not just the part that hurts.

 

As cardiologist Nieca Goldberg, MD, a spokesperson for the American Heart Association and Chief of Women’s Cardiac Care at Lennox Hill Hospital, New York City puts it…

 

“If you use a drug to ease one problem, like an achy joint… it’s likely to cause a different reaction somewhere else too”

 

Like a sudden disruption of blood flow to your brain… causing a paralyzing stroke on one side of your body.

 

Or stomach pain and heartburn. Ringing in your ears. Dizzy spells. Or severe vomiting… all of which are side effects of NSAIDs.

 

Other non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drugs like Celebrex, Vioxx and Bextra have an ingredient protecting your gut from bleeding ulcers— the #1 cause of death from NSAIDs…

However that same ingredient raises your blood pressure – in some cases to extreme heights… increasing your risk of a sudden stroke or heart attack…

It’s like a game of pick your poison with these manufactured pills. There’s no winning.

 

While pain can feel unbearable at times… and I agree that it’s so much better to treat the pain than suffer through it. …

 

There’s a much safer, natural way— a super-nutrient formula I’ve used on thousands of clients that gives you fast acting and long lasting relief clinically tested and proven more effective than commonly prescribed NSAIDs on the market…

 

And before I share this amazing news…

 

There’s one more deadly “treatment” you must be aware of…

“Safe” Topical Pain Relief Creams Can Cause Skin Cancer And Other Deadly Reactions (15)

Most of the topical relief creams on commercial TV are toxic

 

Maybe not right away… but the chemicals build-up over time in your body. Overloading your bloodstream with dangerous ingredients in destructive amounts…

 

And seniors aren’t the only ones affected by this…

 

A young and healthy high school track athlete— likely the age of one of your kids or grandkids if you’re a parent— recently went into cardiac arrest after applying a popular pain relief cream several times on a nagging injury…

 

This particular cream contains a toxic ingredient called methyl salicylate— that’s found in the other ‘Big Five’ pain relief topicals on the market. And they still haven’t removed it yet…

 

Despite being exposed by the US National Poison Database Survey as a “serious health risk” to seniors, middle-aged adults and children (15)…

 

Yet these large pain relief cream companies with their “athlete endorsements” continue to lace their formulas with this dangerous chemical. It’s crazy!

 

Topical pain relief science has changed dramatically over the years but many leading national brands are still using old dangerous formulations…

 

Maybe they don’t want to shell out the extra money on safer, more effective ingredients and would rather keep their margins high. I can’t say for sure. Regardless…

 

It’s unethical. And every last one of them should be thrown in prison.

 

Yet it gets even more sickening…

 

The American Association For Cancer Research found…

Capsaicin— An Ingredient Found In 93% Of Topical Pain Creams Can Cause Skin Cancer! (16)

Have you ever rubbed a topical cream on your skin and felt a hot sensation?

 

Well, that’s capsaicin being quickly absorbed into your bloodstream. See…

 

Your skin is made of thousands of pores per square inch.

 

And these cells are not tightly packed like a brick wall. Which means chemicals can slip through the cracks and seep into your body…

 

It’s like playing with fire…

 

But how were you supposed to know?

 

There are no warning labels. No transparency on their websites. Nothing. That’s not all…

 

There’s another chemical to be aware of in popular pain relief creams that can cause skin cancer— it’s called methyl.

 

Reports from Chemical Research In Toxicology found if you have methyl on your skin while being out in the sun… you drastically increase your risk of getting skin cancer on that area (17).

Which is never to be taken lightly…

 

Because more people are diagnosed with skin cancer each year than all the other cancers combined (18).

 

It’s terrifying, I know.

 

Yet I wouldn’t give you this kind of warning if it wasn’t true.

 

However, today you don’t have to be a victim of the lies, corruption, and greed of these scandalous doctors and pharmaceutical companies…

 

Because you’re on the verge of discovering for yourself…

 

The biggest breakthrough in pain management that’ll finally gift you the long lasting relief you’ve been praying and hoping for…

 

One that uses ONLY natural ingredients…

 

No dyes. No coloring agents. No toxic parabens. All approved by the FDA.

Better yet. This super nutrient healing formula is proven…

 

Twice As Effective For Soothing Pain As The Top 5 National Brands In The First Ever Gold Standard Independent Double-Blind Study For Pain Relief Topicals (19)…

 

Giving patients a whopping 1700% greater relief than leading topical brands (19)…

 

And is clinically tested and proven to outperform one of the most commonly prescribed NSAIDs on the market (2)…

 

Even better— these nutrient-rich ingredients feed your starving joints and muscles for fast and most importantly… permanent pain relief.

So What Are These Healing Ingredients

That Banish Pain In Seconds?

It starts with this single most important pair of dual action ingredients— not found in any other pain relief cream on the market. It’s a combination of menthol and holly berry oil— the ‘secret sauce’ that makes our formula tackle even your worst “pain days” faster and better than anything you’ve tried in the past…

 

I call this unique combination of all natural ingredients the “relief magnet” because these two ingredients—when combined— pull the super nutrients from your skin… into your hurting muscles and joints. There’s not a single system like this in all of the topical pain creams or roll-ons on the planet. In fact…

 

Most pain relief creams use a chemical petroleum base emulsifier to hold their ingredients together. However their petroleum base blocks your skin’s ability to absorb any of the good nutrients in their products…

 

It’s like putting on sunscreen then immediately jumping into the deep end of the pool. Sure, some of the sunscreen will be absorbed by your skin but a lot won’t.

 

Giving you weak coverage… or in regard to pain, weak relief.

 

This dual action “relief magnet” combination is completely different.

 

It’s all-natural and carries our formula’s nutrients deeper and further into your aching areas for instant relief— while feeding your cells the nutrients needed to heal. Like…

 

 

Magnesium

The magnesium in our topical formula provides instant relaxation to your sore muscles and joints…

Resulting in immediate relief that revives those weak and achy areas.

 

It’s like a needle popping a water balloon— the pain rushes out your cells and makes room for the healing super nutrients to enter and feed your cells for the long lasting pain relief you need.

 

Tension gone. Mobility restored. And your achy joints are lubed up for easy comfortable movement.

 

Glucosamine

Glucosamine is a natural compound in your body that keep the health of your cartilage— the rubbery tissue cushioning your joints.

 

As you get older, your levels of this glucosamine drop… causing a gradual breakdown of the joint.

 

However with the combination of our dual action absorption ingredients and glucosamine you can send this “pillow for your joints” directly into the weak area to counteract age related strength loss… and actively rebuild itself once again.

 

 

Camphor

Camphor is a natural resource topically used to increase local blood flow to your problem areas. By supplying a fresh flow of oxygenated blood to your sore muscles and joints you’ll quickly reduce pain and swelling. One study found camphor cut osteoarthritis pain in half.

 

Combined with our dual action absorption— our superior camphor will feel like a pain-shrinking Cortisone shot sent directly to your joint or muscle without the painful prick.

 

 

Eucalyptus Leaf

Eucalyptus has healing powers long recognized by native peoples, including the aboriginal people of Australia. It’s nicknamed “nature’s Advil”— giving you noticeable relief from muscle and joint pain in seconds.

Eucalyptus also gives you a cooling and refreshing effect proven to reduce stress and lift the mental exhaustion attached to pain.

 

 

Menthol

This special ingredient not only acts as one of the dual action absorption ingredients…. But also as a ‘distractor’ of pain. Basically— when rubbed onto your pain points you’ll experience an overwhelmingly relaxing sensation that overcomes the pain.

 

Harvard Medical School loves it too— calling Menthol a harmless gentle pain reliever that replaces your pain with happy feelings. (cite)

 

And all of the super nutrients above are combined with our dual action absorption for a clinically and scientifically proven Muscle & Joint Pain Breakthrough in a bottle.

 

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